Honest feedback

Minus the public humiliation

Even when delivered with a smile (or hidden in a shit sandwich), public feedback still hurts. And honestly, they’re probably still holding back.

What if you could get the constructive feedback you actually need PRIVATELY, so you stand out for all the right reasons in front of potential investors?

Get PitchSlapped. For FREE.

Hi, I’m S-J and I’m an exited founder turned startup advisor.

I took my startup to IPO and I’ve done my fair share of pitching.

At the start of 2025 I was on a call with a group of early stage founders to review the first draft of their pitch decks.
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My feedback to most was: “You didn’t nail your narrative before you started building a deck."

I started building PitchSlap that afternoon; training AI to give founders honest, constructive feedback. Then rewriting their narrative for them.

Pitch💥Slap is the honest startup narrative builder, where it’s “story before slides”.

If you keep getting stuck on how to convince others about your product's potential, you’re in the right place.

And even if you think you’ve nailed it. You probably haven’t.

PitchSlap will cheekily roast your story then craft a compelling narrative that makes you and your product’s awesomeness obvious — and becomes the foundation of your pitch deck.

Step 1

Answer 6 Questions

Give sharing your startup story your best shot through a quick survey.

Step 2

Get Roasted (with love)

Receive a written set of constructive feedback, that no-one else has to see! You choose the level of spice.

Step 3

Get a Story That Slaps

Immediately get a rewritten narrative full of winning messages to use as the foundation of your pitch deck.

It could easily have been hate mail.

Instead, we’ve been getting a whole lot of love.
Here are just some of the receipts...

Epically good! Brutal, BS-free, fun and bracing ... but totally great!

John

Agilyx Group

I'm a founder with a great idea, and no experience pitching. This feels like a secret weapon.

Kate

Party Time Planner

I got Pitch Slapped good! But in an "I like it" kind of way. Great feedback that certainly doesn’t stroke your ego, but does get down to the nuts and bolts of it.

Ash

Fashion Alchemy

From my version to the first rewrite, it felt like I skipped 10 mentor calls and 3 rewrites.

Riccardo

Leonardo.Ai

So so soooo good. I love that it's not just a tear down but also offers a rewrite.

Jess

No.2

Absolutely brilliant way to learn how to pitch your product - yes you do have to brace yourself but the feedback is gold, and will make you laugh, cry and sit up and take notice!

Tes

CoachOnline

Honestly, I want to Pitch Slap everything I write now!

Clinton

Edrolo

Okay, I just got Pitch Slapped. It's ****ing gold. But boy, it's a mean ass bitch, but the reccos are really on point. Will make you more resilient. Will recommend.

Angela

Shepherd