From slap.To strategy

Pitch💥Slap gave you a sharper story.

Now let me turn it into a funding and growth plan you can run with.

Hi, I’m S-J, and I’ve been where you are. I spent a decade as a founder, taking my startup to IPO. I know what makes investors lean in… and what makes them check their phone.

PitchSlap framed your story and traction in the best light possible, but that doesn’t mean you’re investor ready.

I'll take your PitchSlap output and pinpoint the gaps in your story, your traction, and your strategy — that make investors hesitate. Then we create a plan to close them, so every conversation you have moves you closer to “yes.”

The Pitch💥Slap Strategy Session

Ready to level up your pitch narrative?

Get 1:1 bespoke advice that AI just can’t deliver:

Knowledge of what to fix before wasting time investor or customer meetings.
Stronger more memorable story elements that you can use immediately.

Step 1
The Pre-Review

I’ll pull apart your PitchSlap output before we meet — marking the story strengths, the gaps, and the “oh hell no” bits investors will sniff out instantly.

Step 2
Deep-Dive Call (90 mins)

We’ll map:
- What’s working and worth doubling down on
- What’s missing to get investor and customer buy-in
- How to frame your traction so it punches above its weight
- The emotional hook that makes people want you to win

Step 3
Action Plan & Killer Lines

You’ll walk away with:
- A one-page “next steps” plan
- 3-5 rewritten hooks/lines that instantly lift your pitch

The Cost

AU$1,750

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