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Most founders waste days on ChatGPT and Canva trying to build a deck from scratch.
But AI is trained on public pitch advice , which averages low. And assumes you already know how to frame an investor-ready pitch.
The actual craft of pitching lives in private post-mortems and trusted operators.
Pitch💥Slap brings that pitchcraft out of private rooms and into your deck.
Hi, I'm S-J. I took my startup from a two-person team to IPO, and I've rebuilt hundreds of startup stories since.
I know what investors pay attention to, what they skim, and what gets you the meeting.
Pitch💥Slap is the pattern recognition from those rooms, turned into a tool.
Your deck leads with vision and founder fit.
Your deck leads with traction and moat.
Your deck leads with metrics and market expansion.
A 9-Slide Pitch Deck PDF
Your startup's argument, built into a compelling narrative and laid out in an easy-to-read 9-slide deck.
A Companion Manual explaining every slide
Understand what each slide is doing and what’s deliberately not in the deck.
An Editable Google Slides Version of your Pitch Deck
Add the brand design polish, images and photos. And iterate between investor meetings.
Unlimited generations for 12 months
Regenerate your pitch deck as your story changes.
And no, you're not the exception to the 9-slide rule.
Every founder thinks they are. They're not.
What a Pitch💥Slap pitch deck looks like
Answer 7 key questions about your startup. Get your story rewritten into investor-ready language.
Upload it, answer a few extra questions about your raise, and the Deck Builder takes over.
The 9-Slide PDF, Companion Manual and Editable Slides Version delivered by email in under an hour.
Regenerate as many times as you like for 12 months.
Let Pitch💥Slap build the 9-slide argument. You bring the polish.
AU$495
Get the 3-part Pitch💥Slap Deck Kit: Pitch Deck PDF | Companion Manual | Editable Slides Version
Unlimited deck generations for 12 months • Satisfaction guaranteed
Start Now →Investors are human. They're reading decks between meetings all day, and they don't have time to read between the lines to understand what you do and why it matters.
Nine slides is the length of an argument that lands in 90 seconds. It covers your category, your traction, and why you matter, without asking a busy investor for time they don't have.
Nine slides is also what investors ask for. Send more than ten and you risk being ignored.
Yes. Go wild. You get unlimited deck generations for 12 months. Make as many versions as your heart (or investor) desires.
You can also regenerate your Pitch💥Slap narrative if you think your first answers didn't do your story justice.
The design is sleek and minimal on purpose: a clean layout ready for your brand.
The kit includes an editable Google Slides version. Drop your colours, logo, and typography straight in. (You can also export to .pptx for Canva or Keynote if that's your tool.)
Either way, Pitch💥Slap has done the hard part: building the argument.
ChatGPT needs you to know what makes a good pitch and how to prompt for it.
Pitch💥Slap takes your narrative, builds the right spine for your stage, and generates the 9-slide argument investors want to read.
I wrote about why generic AI fails at pitch advice if you want the full thinking.
Complicating decks is easy. Simplifying them is hard.
Investors are busy. They don't have time to untangle a complicated idea and pitch.
The Pitch💥Slap narrative spine pulls every relevant insight into one clean and clear argument, so even complex ideas land fast.
Yep. If you're not happy, I'll give you your money back. No dramas, no guilt trip.
Pitch💥Slap was created by me (S-J Kurtini). I'm a founder who took my startup from a two-person team to IPO, and who has rebuilt hundreds of startup stories since.
I know what investors want to see, what they ignore, and what will get you a meeting with the right investor.
This tool is the product of all that real-world pattern recognition. Minus any sugarcoating so you get the feedback you need.
Yes. Your deck won't train any models, it won't end up in a random dataset, and it won't be shown to anyone else.
It's between you, me (S-J) and your investors (when you choose to share it with them).
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