Most founders waste days on ChatGPT and Canva trying to build a deck from scratch.
Or use AI pitch tools that assume they know what information and data to input in the first place.
They get generic advice. Generic templates. Generic results.
No story. No spark. No meetings.

This isn’t another AI toy. It’s built on frameworks that have closed millions in funding across hundreds of startups. It’s here to make your story clear and unstoppable.
Built to get you in the room.
Your deck's job isn't to explain everything. It's to earn a meeting.
Capped at 10 slides.
Because investors want clarity, not a 40-slide founder brain dump.
Grounded in real storytelling expertise.
Starts from your validated PitchSlap narrative: not generic AI fluff.
Uses investor-tested pitch frameworks.
Built for momentum, clarity, and story flow that makes people lean in.
Spotlights what actually gets funded.
Your team. Your traction. Your market opportunity. Not your entire product backlog.
Content-first. Design-second.
You add the polish later. The hard part (the story) is done for you.
And no, you're not the exception to the 10-slide rule.
Every founder thinks they are. They're not.
Sample Deck Slides:
Make sure you start with a story that slaps — not DIY guesswork.
Strengthen your story with detail that matters to investors.
A tight, investor-ready 10-slide PDF built for clarity, straight to your inbox.
Regenerate as many times as you like for 30 days.
Build an investor-ready pitch deck in minutes.
AU$495
Unlimited deck generations for 30 days • Satisfaction guaranteed
Because investors don't want your company's entire life story: they want the version that helps them quickly understand your category, your traction, and why they should spend an hour talking to you.
Investors are busy humans. The simpler you make your story, the easier you make it for them to process where you fit and why they should care.
Ten slides forces clarity and clarity gets meetings.
Yes. Go wild. You get unlimited deck generations for 30 days. Make as many versions as your heart (or investor) desires.
You can also regenerate your PitchSlap if you feel you didn't give your narrative a strong enough input the first time.
It's content only. You can add your branding by uploading it to Canva, Google Slides, PowerPoint or handing it to a designer. PitchSlap gives you the story investors actually read and all you need to do is polish it.
ChatGPT relies on you knowing exactly what makes a good pitch and how to prompt it so you don't end up with generic AI slop. The PitchSlap Deck Builder uses tried-and-tested, investor-approved pitch flows. There's a difference and your deck will show it.
Complicating decks is easy. Simplifying them is hard.
This process forces clarity so that even a complex idea becomes easy for a wide range of investors to understand.
Yep. If you're not happy, I'll give you your money back. No dramas, no guilt trip.
PitchSlap was created by me (S-J Kurtini). I'm a founder who took my startup from a two-person team to IPO, and who has rebuilt hundreds of startup stories since.
I know what investors want to see, what they ignore, and what actually gets you a meeting.
This tool is the product of all that real-world pattern recognition. Minus the sugarcoating.
Yes. Your deck won't train any models, it won't end up in a random dataset, and it won't be shown to anyone else. It's between you, me (S-J) and your investors (when you choose to share it with them).