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Most founders waste days on ChatGPT and Canva trying to build a deck from scratch.
Or use AI pitch tools that assume they know what information and data to input in the first place.
They get generic templates. Generic results.
No story. No spark. No meetings.
This isn’t another AI toy. It’s built on frameworks that have closed millions in funding across hundreds of startups. It’s here to turn your story into a compelling argument for funding.
Built to get you in the room.
Your deck's job is to earn the meeting.
Builds you a narrative spine.
Every slide advances the argument. Central insight, tagline, traction: all anchored to the same story.
Capped at 9 slides.
Investors want clarity. 40-slide founder brain dumps lose the room.
Starts from your PitchSlap narrative.
Human storytelling frameworks, tested on hundreds of startups.
Uses investor-tested pitch frameworks.
Structured to pull investors forward.
Spotlights what actually gets funded.
Your team. Your traction. Your market opportunity. Not your entire product backlog.
Content-first. Design-second.
You add the polish later. The hard part (the story) is done for you.
And no, you're not the exception to the 9-slide rule.
Every founder thinks they are. They're not.
Sample Deck Slides:
Start with a story that slaps. Skip the DIY guesswork.
Strengthen your story with detail that matters to investors.
A tight, investor-ready 9-slide PDF that builds the argument to fund you, straight to your inbox.
Regenerate as many times as you like for 30 days.
Let PitchSlap build the 9-slide argument. You bring the polish.
AU$495
Unlimited deck generations for 30 days • Satisfaction guaranteed
Start Now →Investors are human. They're reading decks between meetings all day, and they remember the ones that tell a story.
Nine slides is the length of an argument that lands in a few minutes. It covers your category, your traction, and why you matter, without asking a busy investor for time they don't have.
Nine slides is also what investors ask for. Send more than ten and you risk being ignored.
Yes. Go wild. You get unlimited deck generations for 30 days. Make as many versions as your heart (or investor) desires.
You can also regenerate your PitchSlap if your first answers didn't do your story justice.
The design is sleek and minimal on purpose. A clean layout ready for your brand. Drop it into Canva, Google Slides, or PowerPoint and add your colours, logo, and typography. The argument is done. The polish is yours.
ChatGPT needs you to know what makes a good pitch and how to prompt for it. The Deck Builder takes your PitchSlap narrative, builds the spine, and generates the 9-slide argument investors want to read.
Complicating decks is easy. Simplifying them is hard.
Investors are busy. They don't have time to untangle a complicated pitch. The spine pulls every slide onto one argument, so even complex ideas land fast.
Yep. If you're not happy, I'll give you your money back. No dramas, no guilt trip.
PitchSlap was created by me (S-J Kurtini). I'm a founder who took my startup from a two-person team to IPO, and who has rebuilt hundreds of startup stories since.
I know what investors want to see, what they ignore, and what actually gets you a meeting.
This tool is the product of all that real-world pattern recognition. Minus the sugarcoating.
Yes. Your deck won't train any models, it won't end up in a random dataset, and it won't be shown to anyone else. It's between you, me (S-J) and your investors (when you choose to share it with them).
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